fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
laurelswhatever reblogged your post: #Bandersnatch Crumblecake would be amused
Bellyflop CradlerobberBenadryl Crimplesnatch
Belladonna Chandelier
Bouncyball Cucumber
Beatlemania Candypopper
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
All the damn time
…or Anglican
[Update: Find Stefon’s very last club — sob! — at the end of the post.] Here’s what we know about tweaky club kid Stefon Zelesky, by…
This needs to be on my blog
I don’t always post cosplay pics but holy Jack Skellington I don’t even…
Oh god
*SOBS INTO OBLIVION* PERFECTION
Just…wow.
Woah
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
